Friday, January 31, 2014

Shock as Pastors Fight Over Right To Preach In A Machakos Bound Bus...!!!




Two preachers recently got into a physical fight on a crowded Machakos-bound bus after they failed to agree on who was to preach, considering they had boarded the bus simultaneously.
It began as an argument with each claiming he had boarded the bus before the other.

One of the pastors boarded the bus at Mlolongo while it was being fuelled. Once the bus hit the highway, he stood up and urged the passengers, some of whom were blocking his view, to sit down or squat along the aisle. 

With a Bible in hand, he launched into a punchy sermon as he generously quoted verses.
No sooner had he finished making his introductory remarks than another preacher — in an ill-fitting suit — sprung up and confronted him, asking him why he was preaching “in my bus”.

“I am the one who got onto this bus before you. You should respect that and let me preach,” the aggrieved said.

The accused calmly explained that he always travelled in the bus and, thus, was the bus’ resident preacher. He, further, urged his rival to go ahead and seek clarification from the driver and the conductor who knew about the ‘deal’, if at all he was in doubt.


The conductor hurriedly absolved himself from the debate, saying: “Mimi mambo ya Mungu siingilii, nyinyi muumbili nyote ama mmoya asuke (I will not poke my nose in matter to do with God. Both of you should go ahead and preach or alternatively one of you leave it to the other).”

The two pastors continued arguing, with the aggrieved nearly in tears. The passengers, perhaps eager to listen to the word of God, became agitated.

“Njameni si mmoya ahumbili tukienda na mwengine alundi na mbas (why can’t one of you preach now and the other to wait for his turn as the bus returns)?” said an elderly  woman sitting near the pastors.

The pastors could hear none of it, knowing very well that there were many other pastors in Machakos town eagerly waiting for the bus

Raspier


With the aggrieved pastor losing the argument, considering the other pastor was raspier and louder, he went at him hammer and tongs. Unaware that an attack was imminent, the other pastor was caught flat-footed with blows landing on his face.

The two got tangled in a melee of pulling and tugging as passengers in the aisle kept ducking in a bid to escape stray jabs and kicks.

The bus turned cacophonous forcing the conductor to signal the driver to stop at Athi River. The two pastors were unceremoniously ejected from the bus with passengers booing and taunting them.


After the drama, the journey proceeded as the disgraced pastors were left arguing by the roadside in as they straightened their creased clothes

Via Standard

Tuesday, January 28, 2014

Man Catches Wife In The Act Of Cheating And Records It For The Internet To See...

She deserved every bit of humiliation and guilt that she will get from this! You wanna cheat? prepare for the consequences! 



Shocking Revelation About this Guy Bosire Bogonko...the guy who 'Owns' or who 'Owned' Jackal News...!!!



This story first appeared on Kenya Today Website on Nov 13th Dec. Bogonko had disappeared! He was gone. And ‘NO’ one spoke about it. He just went. Disappeared! Just like that. Just few hustlers asked about him…at least they were concerned.

Then, later, rumours had it that Bogonko had been found! How? Where? By who? There was some confusion. Where had he been? What really happened? Questions were asked but, no one answered them. This guy is either dead or alive! That’s it. It can't be both. Jackal News is on and running, and yes, his facebook account (https://www.facebook.com/bosire.bogonko) is operational and active!




The irony is that ‘he’ shared the below story (Today at around 12.40pm). The story written by Dikembe Disembe has been running on different platforms since last year. The big question is, why would he share the story? What is his intention? Is he really the one? Who is operating this account?

I am just a concerned Kenyan, who 'cares' just like you do. Roy Ogolla 'disappeared' and it was his friends who came to break up the story. Did this guy have friends? Of course except for Itumbi! I dont know him personally neither have shared with a platform...enough said...

Then, just this story was published (13.30pm), the story posted by Bogonko had been removed from his timeline!!!!!!!!!

Below is the story he did share...

Read on!


Blogger Bogonko Bosire worked hard for them and just disappeared

By Dikembe Disembe

That Dickson Bogonko Bosire of Jackal News was a thorough man is beyond any iota of doubt. Indeed, he was a very thorough man. He took on media personalities, politicians, vulture capitalists in Kenya’s corporate sector and literally wrote President Uhuru Kenyatta to the presidency.
He sympathised with helpless people. He abhorred injustice and worker oppression. He seemed to draw strength from busting high-handed managers. He disliked mediocrity, ever pointing out sanctimonious errors by news editors and writers.
Poorly paid journalists inboxed him for juicy stories about their bosses, or colleagues. Government officials sent him their tribulations. Police officers earning peanuts called him. Leaked staff payroll of top media houses were delivered to him. In fact, sometimes, it appeared media owners contacted him to help fight their market wars!
He wrote sweetly about Julie Gichuru of Citizen TV and Nyatichi Nyasani. He worshipped Uhuru, just like he worshipped beer, guiness to be precise. He held Moses Kuria in high esteem, was personally known to Jeff Koinange and in this city, was like a twin brother to blogger-turned-government official, Dennis Itumbi.
Statehouse ‘leaks’ were treated as commands. He told us first about the pending demolition of of the office of the former hapless government spokesman. He accused the holder, Muthui Kariuki, of excessive alcoholism. It came to pass.

He disliked men who beat women just as he vilified men who allowed their wives to sleep with other men. He called Frank Shebesh a ‘weak’ man. He took on women who did not want men to have a peace of mind. On this, he haunted Caroline Mutoko. He wrote very juicy things about Sabina Chege, the women Rep from Murang’a. Ooh, Bogonko Bosire had a soft spot for Jacky Maribe. When this writer told off one Julie Wang’ombe, a lousy speech-writer who was being overrated for doing a low quality but oversold Uhuru’s first victory speech; Bogonko descended on me hammer and tongs. . .he accused me of posting pictures of naked female students in my college room. He made sure he destroyed those who crossed Uhuru’s many paths. He, I repeat again, worshipped Kenyatta.
Here was a man known in high society. Here was a man feared in high society. He busted Bob Collymore of Safaricom, accusing Kenya’s most taxed man of rocking a poor man’s marriage. He had nothing to worry about, or so we thought.
He built an army of admirers, gullible thousands of youths whom he sold candidate Uhuru as a god. Told them to vote first and think later.
Bogonko did not gossip, much as his media empire, Jackal News, was filled with fleshy tidbits of official gossip. He wrote about social issues where a chaff of truth was covered in a basket of lies, innuendoes and half truths. He did not create a world; only espoused on a universe that already was existing.
Bogonko strove to find a paradise lost in this city of mean people.
Whether writing about love, politics, high society illicit sex escapades or other journalists and their grotesque shapes or mannerisms, Bogonko Bosire had a unique style and form. A towering figure above his colleagues, he knew his trade, held the grasp of issues which counted and formed his characters in such a manner that no one would doubt who the author was.
He build Jackal News at a time his peers were still fixated by mainstream media.
Bogonko’s news sources were every where. As I said, here was a man who owned news – the rest were either sources or targets. During the last elections, Bogonko Bosire was the only blogger in ‘western Kenya’ who openly stood by Uhuru. He worshipped the current president. Uhuru’s enemies were Bogonko’s enemies. Uhuru’s ‘digital message’ was embodied in the person of Bogonko Bosire. He wrote Uhuru to the presidency, and then, he just disappeared.
Before he was gone, rumours had it that he had been operating from Statehouse. His loyalty had paid off. He was without doubt very competent. He deserved a role in a government which still had enemies and detractors – real or imagined – to deal with. If anything, Uhuru’s government was won first on social media, and, if he ever will lose it; the first fall will be felt here – on social media, on blogs and face book pages and groups and on twitter.
Then he disappeared. Just like that! High society kept queit. The police went silent. Jeff Koinange said Denis Itumbi knew his whereabouts. He assured that the man was not missing. Itumbi did not rebuff Jeff’s assertions on national TV. Moses Kuria has not uttered a word. Eric Ng’eno, the man whom Bogonko worked tireless under in some “Dark Arts” formation during elections and is currently in charge of speeches at Statehouse. . .this Ng’eno whom Bosire was rumoured to be working under at Statehouse, has not said a word.
Mainstream media journalists – those Bogonko loved and always talked of escaping to go fish with; those the man praised and adored, and yes, those he abhorred the mere mention of their souls; all these are silent. Jacky Maribe is silent. Carole Kimutai who wrote a very ‘nostalgic’ feature on Bogonko is quiet too. No candles, no vigil, no rant; just soulless quietude!
Uhuru Kenyatta! The man whose enemies spilled over to Bogonko Bosire. He worshipped you. The president has not ‘particularly’ said a thing about this man. It is as if he was unknown to him; like us, struggling thanklessly for rulers of our time. Could it be that Uhuru has never heard the ‘rumours’ that Bogonko Bosire is missing? Could it be that we are witnessing a prank that has pulled over the poor old forks of Bosire all the way from Kisii to come to capital FM to cry about a son they know his whereabouts?
Even as Jeff Koinange claimed that the man was not missing and that Itumbi was aware of his current whereabouts; in an ugly twist, Itumbi later denied, sparking all manner of accusations from other bloggers that he (Itumbi) murdered Bogonko.
Is Bogonko Bosire dead? What does the term ‘disappeared’ means? What is the police doing? Why the silence among friends ‘who mattered’? Why the spiral of silence? A friend asked: Had Bogonko Bosire been a son to some senior ambassador, or top politician, or a wealthy corporate magnet, or a relative, like the late Mbugua, of the president, would his fate be a matter of public conjecture?
“Ahos!” another retorted, “had he been all that you are mentioning, he would never have been a Bogonko Bosire in the first place!”
Confounding, isn’t it?


Shocking Footage Of An Armed Robber Being Arrested In Kenya By Undercover Cops...

There was drama as a suspected robber was resisting arrest by a police officer in Nairobi's Industrial Area over the weekend. The incident took place outside the gate of Rai Ply premises situated along Lunga Lunga road.


Viwandani administration police boss, Alphonce Nzova Mulinge said he waylaid the suspect after receiving a tip off from members of the public. He said the suspect was heading to commit a felony before he received information which led to his arrest.


Monday, January 27, 2014

The Rising Star on Yet Another Thriller Movie ‘Non-Stop’.....Amazing Trailer....




Kenyan-born rising Hollywood Star Lupita Nyong'o will grace the screens next month in a new action movie, Non-stop, which is scheduled for release in the third week of February.

Directed by Jaume Collet-Serra, the film is about a hijacking on board an international flight from New York to London. During the flight, U.S. federal air marshal Bill Marks (Neeson) receives a series of threatening text messages, stating unambiguously that a passenger will be killed every 20 minutes unless, and until, $150 million is transferred into a secret bank account. When the bank account is discovered to be under Marks' name and a bomb is found aboard the plane, Marks is branded as a hijacker.


The movie also stars Julianne Moore (Boogie Nights, Don Jon), Michelle Dockery(American Dad, Downton Abbey, Waking the Dead), Anson Mount (Safe, Seal Team 6: The Raid on Osama Bin Laden, Cook County) and Scoot McNairy (Monsters, A night in the woods, Argo)

Lupita stars as a flight attendant on the plane and the movie is set for the big screen on February 21st. See the preview below and let us know what you think.



MAGGOTTY HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS GONE WILD!!!!!!! OOH MY GOD THE WORLD HAS ENDED!!!! PHOTOS and VIDEO....

Maggotty High School girls bruk out video is all over Facebook. How the girls dem so disgraceful? All ah lift up dem skirt and show oonu panties. The six-minute video which emerged late last week has been pulled from the video-sharing site, YouTube but remains on other social media sites such as Facebook.




Administrators at the Maggotty High School in St Elizabeth have distanced themselves from a video that has surfaced on social networking site Facebook and other parts of the Internet.



Video of Maggotty High students dancing goes viral; School to take disciplinary action against a female student
Administrators of the Maggotty High School in St. Elizabeth say they will be taking steps to have removed, a video that has gone viral on social networking websites.
The video, reportedly shot over 2 years ago, depicts several students in Magotty High uniform dancing in a lewd manner, some displaying their underwear in the process.
It was posted on Facebook on the weekend, and has since garnered several comments about the students behaviour and its likely effect on the school's reputation.
Its understood that most of the students shown in the video have already graduated, or left the school. 
Principal Rawle Bent told Irie FM News that despite the video being an old one, its recent circulation on the internet has resulted in expressions of concern from parents, ministry officials, and the school board.
He says the school board will meet on Wednesday to discuss the issue.
Mr. Bent says administrators also held a special meeting with the current student body this morning (October 28).
He says the students were reminded of the school's code of conduct and of the expected behaviour of students while in, and out, of uniform.
Mr. Bent says previous attempts to have the video blocked on Facebook proved futile, because Facebook said it did not contain nudity.
He states that the school will seek the aid of the police to have the video removed.
Meanwhile, the Education Ministry says disciplinary action will be taken against a female student of Maggotty High School, who was allegedly involved in a dance video that has gone viral on social networking websites.
In a statement this afternoon, the Ministry said it deplores the behaviour of students of maggoty high school as displayed in a video being circulated on social media.
It has called on school administrators to implement measures to prevent a recurrence.
The Education Ministry says the video was recorded during a dance held in 2011 at Apple Valley Park in St. Elizabeth.
According to the Ministry, only one of the offending students in the video, a girl still attends the school. It says the school will take appropriate disciplinary action against her.
Reacting to the incident, Education Minister Ronald Thwaites said parents and teachers must work together to ensure that students are instilled with positive values


Tuesday, January 21, 2014

Prezzo Dumped, Abused And Humiliated In Public By His Tanzanian Girlfriend!!! Shocking Chats...and PICTURES!!!


Call him CMB Prezzo, the rapper apparently has been dumped by his Tanzanian Girllfriend Chagga Barbie (picture below)for cheating on her with Huddah Monroe and other women. Just to ashame Prezzo in public, the lady has been revealing and posting dirty secrets about Prezzo, and how broke and desperate the rapper currently is. Check out this intersting thread
















Source: crazyafricans.blogspot.com and nyumbani tv

Monday, January 20, 2014

SHOCKING WEIRD NEWS: Pastor Convinces Followers To Give Him Oral SEX Because His Penis Contains “HOLY MILK”...

Valdeci Sobrino Picanto is a Brazilian Evangelical Pastor. He has been arrested after deceiving the faithful using the name of the “Holy Spirit”, by using these foolish lies.



This criminal pastor claimed that the Holy Spirit would secrete from his penis in the form of “sacred milk”. This pastor said that his penis was blessed and that “the Lord had consecrated him with divine milk of the Holy Spirit” and, of course, he had to release it in order to “evangelize”. ”
He has convinced us that only God could come into our lives through our mouth and that’s why he would do what he did”. Often, after worship, pastor Valdeci would take us to the where the funds were kept at the back of the Church and asked us to have Oral sex with him until the Holy Spirit would come through ejaculation”. This is the testimony of one of his victims.
This pastor is already in jail where, he said when they arrested him that he intends to continue watering his cell-mates with his sacred milk.


Thursday, January 16, 2014

Lupita Nyong’o, Cate Blanchett, Leonardo DiCaprio WIN at the 2014 Critics’ Choice Awards...Pictures and Acceptance Speech...

She may have been a little terrified, but she looked damn beautiful!

And this was well deserved!


Lupita Nyong'o just walked away with the Best Supporting Actress trophy at the Critics’ Choice Awards.


The gorgeous ‘12 Years A Slave’ had tough competition to beat out, including Scarlett Johansson (Her), Jennifer Lawrence (American Hustle), Julia Roberts (August: Osage County) June Squibb (Nebraska) and Oprah Winfrey (Lee Daniels' The Butler), the latter of which gave her a standing O.

A standing O from big O?! It doesn't get any better than that!


Congratulations GILRl!!






UPROAR and SHOCK as Vanity Fair Magazine is Accused of Lightening Lupita Nyong'o's PICTURES!!!

Oscar nominee Lupita Nyong’o certainly looks fabulous in an upcoming Vanity Fair but does she look a little…well, pale?

Some people on Twitter are furiously debating that now that the 30-year-old Kenyan-born beauty has been nominated for best supporting actress for her role in 12 Years a Slave.

The film, a true story about a free black man in New York kidnapped and sold into slavery in the South in the 19th century, was one of nine best-picture nominees announced today.

Even before that, the Hollywood-worshiping Vanity Fair had spotted Nyong’o to star in its February Vanities column. On Wednesday, it tweeted out a picture of her in a white feathered, strapless outfit, nestled among a bunch of huge white balloons, against a white background.

“The stunning @Lupita_Nyongo photographed for our February #Vanities section,’ read the tweet.

Soon, tweeters were raising questions about whether VF digitally lightened Nyong’o's skin color from its rich chocolate tone. Some people couldn’t believe it.

“did vanity fair seriously lighten lupita’s picture? really? did this happen?” tweeted Nocciola Nazgul.

Lizz Brown tweeted the picture side-by-side to another picture of Nyong’o where her skin appears darker.

“Here is what Lupita N’yongo’s gorgeous skin tone looks like and here is what @vanityfair did. You be the judge,” Brown tweeted.


At least a few tweeters pointed out that lighting is everything in magazine photography, and just possibly there was nothing nefarious about the lighting of Nyong’o in this picture. But it’s a sensitive issue among African Americans.

As Huffington Post pointed out, it isn’t the first time this has come up. Beyoncé and India.Arie are among the black stars who have been criticized for publishing photos of themselves in which their skin appears lighter than in real life. Other black celebs have been accused of bleaching their skin.

So far, no response from Vanity Fair to all the tweeters demanding to know what they did and why they did it.

Source: USA Today


SHOCK and PLEASURE As Woman Rushed To Hospital After THREE HOUR Orgasm!!! Orgasm Continues For Another Hour At Hospital...


Long after she had sex with her partner Eric, Liz experienced an hours-long epic climax.

She tried jumping and drinking to shake the ache, but ended up in the emergency room.

The Seattle couple shared their story on TLC's new reality series 'Sex Sent Me to the ER'

The show follows six couples who reveal their sexual escapades gone wrong.
For one Seattle woman, a mind-blowing orgasm sent her to heaven - and then to the emergency room.

Liz had just had sex with her partner Eric, but well after he climbed out of bed, Liz was hitting new peaks of pleasure.

About an hour into her epic climax, Liz started to panic. By the second hour, the panting woman was rushed to hospital where medical staff thought she was in labor.

Liz's orgasm lasted for over three hours before she finally found relief.

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Can't contain herself: Liz and Eric (portrayed by actors) recount Liz's three-hour-long orgasm on 'Sex Sent Me to the ER'

The young couple shared their bizarre story during last night's TLC show 'Sex Sent Me to the ER'.

Liz, who didn't give her last name, recounted how she tried everything from jumping to drinking to shake the ache.

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'I started hopping up and down to see if that would do anything,' Liz said about her first frenzied hour.

'I started trying to drink wine to see if that would calm down my system. I tried just about every possible thing I could do to stop having an orgasm.'




Woman rushed to hospital after THREE-HOUR orgasm

Going strong: The real-life Eric and Liz recalled how Liz's climax was still going strong well after the couple had stopped having sex

One hour in: Liz tried jumping up and down to shake the orgasm as Eric watched helplessly

Turn to drink: In the show, Liz described how she tried drinking red wine to stop her orgasm-thon

Eric drove his partner to the ER, where, he recalled, some people stared and shared their insights.

'As much of a relief as it was to have her in the hospital, now there were eyes on me and I was still feeling very tense and uptight and uncertain about what was going on and what was going to happen,' Eric said.

Liz's orgasm continued for another hour in the hospital before it finally waned.

Last night's episode also included the painfully awkward tales of a couple injured during sex in a janitor's closet and a man who fell three stories naked.

Three hours into the orgasm: Eric rushed Liz to hospital when the orgasm wouldn't fade...

Tragic moment as tourist is killed by lightning as she ran into the sea to warn her son...PICTURES!!!

In Summary:

1. Rosangela Biavati was trying to get her son and nephews to leave the water as a lightning storm began 
2. She died instantly in front of her husband and other relatives when she was struck by a single lightning bolt

A mother was killed in front of her family when she was struck by lightning on a Brazilian beach.

Rosangela Biavati a 36-year-old married mother of one, died instantly when she was hit by the bolt of electricity during a trip to Guaruja, a popular seaside resort on the coast of Sao Paulo.

The first photograph shows the victim heading towards the water with outstretched arms as she warns her 11-year-old son to get out of the sea because of the gathering storm overhead. The next image captures the electrical discharge streaking down.

The mother runs towards the sea, waving her arms at her 11-year-old son as she tries to get him to return to shore


The split second the lightning bolt hits Rosangela Biavati, obscured by a vehicle, in front of her horrified friends

A Mitsubishi pickup obscures the moment the bolt hits the woman as she steps towards the water’s edge but the tragic outcome is clearly evident in the following image in the sequence of shots.

Three men, including the victim’s husband who is wearing white swimming trucks, drag her lifeless body onto the beach.

According to Rosângela's husband, his wife had gone to tell his son and nephews, who were swimming in the sea, to get out because of the bad weather. 

Rosangela Biavati died instantly when she was hit by the bolt while trying to save her son

As she stepped into the water she was hit by a single bolt of lightning.

'The weather started to close in and we decided to leave. I was putting our bags into the car, and the kids were on the beach.

'The next minute my wife was lying on the floor. I received a mild shock,' said a distraught Leandro Lopes Santos.

The victim’s brother Elias Biavati added: 'When I saw my sister she was already lying on the ground and people were trying to revive her by massaging her heart.'

According to the Biavati, another sister who was standing near to Roseangela when the lightning struck received a black eye.

'We are in a state of shock. My brother-in-law is devastated by the sudden death of his wife. We can’t believe how it happened - it could have been any one of us,' the victim’s brother said. 
A total of 13 members, all from the same family, had gone to the beach for the day. They arrived at midday but by 3pm the sunny weather had changed as storm clouds gathered and the weather became overcast and the atmosphere heavy.

Café owner Arionaldo Garrido, who was on the beach, said he quickly realised something was wrong. 

'We had taken our tables inside because we could see a storm was coming. Several rays had already flashed across the sky and streaked down,' he recalled. 

'Suddenly we heard a loud bang and saw several people running. We knew that something terrible had happened. It's a real tragedy for the family who have lost a wife and mother.' 

Climatologist Rodolfo Bonafim, from environmental organisation Friends of Water, said that the lightning bolts are common around this time of year.

'There is a high incidence of lightning now because of an increase in heat and humidity. It’s more concentrated at this time during the summer than at other times in the year because the humidity is higher.

'The seaside area is also a region bounded by the Atlantic Ocean, making it a perfect zone for this type of inclement weather,' he said.

Rescue bid: Mrs Biavati is carried out of the surf and on to the beach before first aid is carried out on her

Mrs Biavati's friends and family are distraught as lifeguards attempt to revive her on the beach


Source: Daily Mail...